RonaScrewBalls.com

Welcome to the RonaScrewBalls.com site. If you are currently in possession of a RonaScrewBall, you are especially screwed by the Covid-19 Coronavirus pandemic! You shouldn’t have accepted it, but it’s too late. You have it. You should get rid of it. We wish you the best of luck, you’re gonna need it. We sell them on Etsy, but then, who would want to buy a pandemic virus?!! If you don’t feel you deserve to be screwed by the Covid-19 Coronavirus, pass your RonaScrewBall on to someone does!

Regrettably yours,

Covid-19

We are the ones your mother is warning you about! We love to infect, destroy lives and even kill! So please, don’t wear a mask, enjoy large social gatherings and cough on your neighbors. Never wash your hands or use sanitizer, and for the sake of everyone, if you are feeling sick, don’t get tested and go shopping!

Currently Available:

• • • The Original RonaScrewBall.

• • • RonaScrewBall Earrings – Kinda large and they’ll weigh you down. Probably ruin your earlobes too. But wear them proudly! (ssshhhhhh… this is actually the same ball).

• • • RonaScrewBall Ornament – Remember Covid-19 forever. Year after year! Get your RonaScrewBall Ornament now! Hang it on your Christmas Tree, Patio, Rear-view mirror, or anywhere you like. Ok, ok, this is still the same ball. 🙂

• • • RonaScrewBall Dog Chews – Why not? Let your dog chew up the Rona and tear it apart. Yah, yah, same ball. Probably shouldn’t let your dog chew on it either.

You can get them ALL at the RonaScrewBalls Etsy Shop.

• • • RonaScrewBalls Etsy Shop

Other Products (maybe coming soon, but probably not):

• • • RonaScrewBall Containment Cell – Lock up the Rona! Contain it! Jail it! Keep it from Escaping and damaging your lungs. Lock it up and throw away the key!

• • • RonaScrewGenderRevealBalls – *Whew*, that’s a long one. Comes with whatever color or colors you want inside of it. Light the wick, toss it high into the air and BOOM! Gender(s) revealed. Or maybe we just make it to where you hit it with a baseball bat. We don’t want anyone starting a forest fire.

Proudly Made In America by Gun Toting Citizens.

Remember to stay safe, wear a mask at ALL times (especially when driving by yourself or taking walks outside), social distance, and keep your Rona to yourself!

As a note to those who may find RonaScrewBalls offensive: Take your coloring book and crayons to your safe space and try to forget you ever saw this website. Maybe draw a picture of a butterfly or a unicorn. Use your colors! Lot’s of pretty colors.

Seriously though, we do not think the COVID-19 pandemic is over and we know that this is a serious disease that has affected so many physically, emotionally & financially, whether you had it or not. To those affected, our condolences.

But life’s too short not to have fun. So have some fun! Buy a RonaScrewBall and give the Rona to your friends, family and enemies!

Please remember to stay safe, wear a mask, social distance, and keep your Rona to yourself. Nobody wants your Rona!