RonaScrewBall Earrings – Kinda large and they’ll weigh you down. Probably ruin your earlobes too. But wear them proudly! (ssshhhhhh… this is actually the same ball).
RonaScrewBall Ornament – Remember Covid-19 forever. Year after year! Get your RonaScrewBall Ornament now! Hang it on your Christmas Tree, Patio, Rear-view mirror, or anywhere you like. Ok, ok, this is still the same ball. 🙂
RonaScrewBall Dog Chews – Why not? Let your dog chew up the Rona and tear it apart. Yah, yah, same ball. Probably shouldn’t let your dog chew on it either.
You can get them ALL at the RonaScrewBalls Etsy Shop.
Other Products (maybe coming soon, but probably not):
RonaScrewBall Containment Cell – Lock up the Rona! Contain it! Jail it! Keep it from Escaping and damaging your lungs. Lock it up and throw away the key!
RonaScrewGenderRevealBalls – *Whew*, that’s a long one. Comes with whatever color or colors you want inside of it. Light the wick, toss it high into the air and BOOM! Gender(s) revealed. Or maybe we just make it to where you hit it with a baseball bat. We don’t want anyone starting a forest fire.
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Remember to stay safe, wear a mask at ALL times (especially when driving by yourself or taking walks outside), social distance, and keep your Rona to yourself!
